Flipped the script! 😊

Many monsoons ago it was a cloudy day. The sky was overcast and the Sun was trying to peep through the clouds. It was summer holidays time and just before the onset of the monsoon season. With time to kill and desire to get some fresh air I set out for a walk. My path took me through a wooded area. Saw couple of shadowy figures in the distance. It was the SiRash combo. Si a sicko πŸ‘Ž and Rash his rash sidekick πŸ‘Ž. Both of them bullies, meaning they were insecure and cowardly, up to no good and always craving for attention. Known for imposing their views on anything and everything and acting like they were God’s gift to humankind. πŸ‘Ž Anger, hatred and jealousy were their driving forces. 😑 They were always on the lookout to pick on someone. Generally picking on anyone who they thought wouldn’t respond or object to anything offensive said by SiRash. On occasions I would ask them to back off if I felt they were unfairly targeting a person they thought was vulnerable and too meek to respond. Let’s put it this way: We weren’t exactly close friends. I always wondered why folks who could drill some sense into them chose to remain silent. πŸ€” Either they wanted to avoid trouble or were just glad not to be picked on. Whatever it is, if bullies are not confronted, they take it as a license and approval to carry on with their bullying ways. This day I was just interested in enjoying the weather, the cool breeze and natural surroundings. Was hoping that SiRash combo were also out for the same reason. No such luck, true to nature they started taunting me hoping to get me riled up. Soon we were in a wooded area where the canopy of the trees covered the entire road in shade. I was determined not to play into their hands by responding back. I walked briskly ahead of them even as the taunting continued. I think they were disappointed to not hear me say anything. A little further ahead of the wooded area the road forked. Just as I was about to take the right road I turned around. They were looking very expectantly for me to say something. Instead, I smiled and flipped the script by flipping a finger. πŸ–• Message sent without a word said! πŸ˜‚ I walked on the right road, and it was bright and sunny as if to indicate a small battle won. Disappointment writ on their faces they took the left road, which was still dark, covered by cloud. Groping in the dark and looking for their next target probably. I couldn’t care less!
Acknowledgements: Image for the story created using Google Gemini Nano Banana 2 using prompts

Ghost, ghost, ghost pepper! 🌢πŸ”₯

Cruising along the digestive way πŸ˜‰
My pal Habanero beside me at the wheel πŸ›ž
Raj took a bite with a smile 😊
He was running for water after a while πŸƒ
Steam coming out of his ears 🦻
I rolled on with no fears 🌢
Ghost, ghost, ghost pepper! πŸ”₯

Belt-tightening: The Costco Way! πŸ˜‚

Every day there is an opportunity to learn something new. Last week I had been to Costco. I am a “lean” Costco shopper. By lean I mean I am unlike some folks who have their shopping carts filled with enough stuff to feed a village πŸ˜€ or some who seem intent on breaking Shaq’s Walmart shopping record (https://finance.yahoo.com/news/shaqs-record-breaking-walmart-spree-192117685.html) πŸ˜„ Typically I have just a few items in my shopping list and the folks at the exit appear almost somnolent and disinterested when they perfunctorily check my shopping bill . So, to avoid the Shaq-record-breaking crowd at the checkout line I have to be strategic about the day/time I go to Costco. Last week I had couple of items to shop. Grabbed a cart as one of the items was on the heavier side. As I was making my way to checkout counters I saw boxes with men’s belt. What caught my attention was “Fits pants size 28″ – 44” printed on the box. Lazy me 😊 immediately felt that perfectly suits my waist size (within the range mentioned) πŸ‘ and personality πŸ˜‚. I thought the belt will fit if my midriff shrinks (going by history that’s unlikely to happen πŸ˜†) or expands (will have to expand exponentially though to reach the max size fit πŸ˜†). As I had a cart with me, I grabbed a box of the belt. I realized I got more than I bargained for when I got home. ☹️

After showing off my purchase to my wife, I unwrapped the belt from the box to confirm the fit. It seemed longer than my other belts. As I wrapped it around my waist my first expression was “WTF 😑”. The damn belt was so long it looked more like a serpentine line for a Disney attraction πŸ‘Ž. To make it worse there were no holes in the belt for my waist size. ☹️ Seems like “CUT-TO-FIT” description actually means buyer has to cut the belt to fit their size if the buckle doesn’t fit any of the holes already in place. The inside part of the belt has a strip attached (with 44″ to 28″ printed on the strip) to indicate how much cutting of the belt is required for the buckle to fit the existing holes. There are 5 holes in the belt. I thought that’s probably the standard number of holes. To confirm if that’s true I examined my other belts (which generally indicate the size fit as XX – YY inches) where XX and YY are consecutive even numbers. Even those belts had 7 holes, 2 more for a narrowed range of fit. That was like an insult added to an injury. 😑 Normally I love DIY projects because there is a certain joy and sense of fulfillment when building or fixing things. In this instance I am sitting on the fence about the DIY aspect. I am miffed at myself for incorrectly interpreting “CUT-TO-FIT” meant pre-cut and miffed at Costco/Timberland for a few reasons
1) For a 16-inch range the number of holes to buckle is just incredibly low
2) To make it easier for the buyer to cut the belt they could have simply created indentations/notches on the belt itself for the waist sizes in the range. Strip costs less possibly. Using the strip provided would require the knife and precision of a professional chef to get it nice, straight and right in one stroke πŸ˜‚
3) The range of waist size fits is quite simply misleading πŸ‘Ž. Theoretically I could create a 98″ belt, for example, and claim it would fit waist sizes 2X – 98″ provided the buyer is willing to cut the belt to required size! That would not be a false claim, but it would be misleading.
Costco/Timberland appear to have a funny side though. On the box that contains the belt one of the instructions reads “Cut strap to desired pant size. NOTE: Be careful how much you cut off. It won’t grow back!” I was rolling on the floor laughing when I read that 🀣Apparently there have been some buyers that have felt short-changed after the belt DIY exercise πŸ˜‚ There you go, benefitting from my experience. πŸ˜‰ I must warn you that if you tried to guess my waist size based on the range of belt size fit “Waist of mine will be a waste of your time” 😁

Anyone heard of Paper Turtle?

In English language there are many phrases that use animals and birds to express or emphasize specific qualities. For example, lionhearted is used to describe someone brave and determined, “chicken feed” is used for suggesting insignificant amount of money, “white elephant” refers to something very expensive to maintain. There are other expressions too like “toothless tiger”, “monkey business”, “eagle-eyed” etc.

Has anyone heard the expression “Paper Turtle”? Whaaatttt? Did I hear no? No worries. “Paper Turtle” means what it says! It’s a piece of paper towel which when crumpled ends up looking like a turtle! πŸ˜‚ You don’t believe me? By the time you finish reading this post just look at the attached picture! The box turtle has turned into a paper turtle! 😊 There you go, you have now not only heard of paper turtle, you have seen one too! πŸ˜‰

US $ : Aha moment!

People experience aha moment/s in life when they suddenly discover something that was previously unknown. Mine happened few years ago. As always there is a story behind that moment of truth 😊 Happened when I was doing the laundry of my clothes! All the clothes from the laundry basket went for washing and drying without me checking the clothes for any contents. Unbeknownst to me there were couple of US one $ bills in one of my trousers. After the washing and drying cycle, I collected my clothes from the dryer. Imagine my surprise getting couple of US dollars as reward for my effort! The dollar bills came out crisp and clean too! Wow! πŸ‘Œ I later learned that the US $ bill is actually made of linen and cotton, contrary to my thinking it’s all paper. πŸ™ That explains the resilience of the currency! πŸ‘
The aha moment: Discovering that the US $ is strong πŸ‘
Let me plead mea culpa before anyone accuses me of money laundering πŸ™ In my defense it was an accident and many great discoveries have been made accidentally! πŸ˜‚